I am in big trouble...

There was a meeting last night of all of the inanimate objects on Rincewind - they heard about the blog post naming some of them, and the ones that I did not mention have gone on strike until they get their due on the blog. So, here goes.....

"Big Bertha" the sadistic shower bag

Mutt and Jeff" the spare fuel and water cans - the fuel can considers himself a real star on Rincewind since he saved the day in northern Nova Scotia last summer.

"Wally" the Wallas-Marin cabin heater. He is seeing a lot more action in Maine than in the Cesapeake.

The nameless, speechless EPIRB unit. His name will only be spoken if the unit needs to be used in an emergency and that name is unprintable in a genteel log like this.

Well, now that they are satisfied, I can cast off the mooring.